The Last Supper
Night Before Day 1
Perhaps I should have sucked it from a less auspicious vessel. All kidding aside, this was indeed my last meal before partaking on a 10 day liquid-only cleanse. Yes, my friends: 10 days ingesting only, what I have come to think of as a delightful cocktail, a spicy lemonade. The Master Cleanse by Stanley Burroughs. His lemonade is delicate house made concoction of freshly pressed lemon juice, pure water, grade B maple syrup and cayenne pepper (as well as laxative tea every night, mint tea if or as needed and a early morning salt water flush everyday). The idea behind consuming only this liquid gold for 10 days is a wonderful formula which can equal excelled health. While the lemon and cayenne clean every inch of your insides, and the syrup keeps you nourished, your body is spending zero time and energy on digestion, which is actually a lot of energy spent 24/7! So during this time, this energy goes to the extreme detoxing of your blood, cells and organs. What happens during these days is a beautiful thing. During past cleanses I recall the feeling of individual organs tingling for one day at a time. Each day some symptom can arise; a slight cold or stuffy nose, decreased energy, a pain.. whatever, and by the next day, it is gone and that portion of your vessel is clearly in even better form than before. Don't get me wrong, it isn't easy, but it isn't that difficult either. I can honestly say that this very moment almost seems like the worst part. The anticipation and the fact that I have expectations is a huge downfall.
Of the 3 cleanses I have taken on, the first was by far the easiest. I didn't know what to expect and was so excited going into it. I had even heard bad stories about it, but I was determined to absolutely clean the fuck out of my insides. And I did! And I felt amazing. I kept up with all raw food for about a month or two then slowly added super healthy cooked food. I continued to feel amazing until one glass of wine at a party turned into a bottle at home and when I slowly started adding fake meat and cheese back into the weekly grocery budget. Yuck! I have learned so much about what my body can tolerate and what it wants, since I began doing cleanses. There are certain foods and drinks that I don't even touch anymore because of it and I only don't miss it because I would rather feel this good than have that bite of cheese or a spoonful (or 5) of peanut butter.
So tonight is the eve of the premiere day. Day 1! Day one is usually about the toughest day. Coming to terms with no food for the entire day… And I have 9 more to go! But it quickly comes in stride and you learn to expect it because your energy is so high and you start to feel euphoric. To kick off the cleanse you are well advised to have two or more days of eating only raw food and preferably raw green smoothies 3-6 times each day. This time around I have eaten 100% raw food for the past 4 days and around 80% or more for the past year and a half. Yesterday I had a green smoothie for breakfast with banana and kale, a big salad with raw soup poured on top for lunch, and about the same thing for dinner which I finished with another green banana smoothie, just for good measure. I ate about the same exact today with the exception of some raw chocolate at Whole Foods, which I simply couldn’t pass up and I blended my salad for dinner.
I have already prepared a gallon of the lemonade plus one glass for a little later, and I have also pounded a large laxative tea. I know, the visuals right? I will awake early because of that. Then once I am awake and as soon as I am able, I will kick back an entire liter of extremely salty water and wait for the flood gates to open. If you didn't read about the salt water flush, you may be confused. I will try to keep the graphics to a minimum unless I am specifically asked to go into deeper detail.
I will update you once or twice tomorrow and throughout the next 10 days. Even if no one reads this, it is going to be a place of solace for me to come a talk about the experience I am about to have..




